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Turtle: Have you ever played Backgammon with a Mushroom sellotaped to your head on the night of your Daughters wedding?
glen101: no
Turtle: I have.
glen101: you weird
Turtle: Am I really? Maybe your weird in thinking that I'm weird
glen101: wat
Turtle: Improper grammar will not be tolerated. Commencing Offense Protocol 103/9
glen101: you ar a idiot
Turtle: Protocol Initiated!