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negatron™: the holocaust was a good idea
negatron™: just exectued poorly
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aibo: i used time machine to undo my permaban

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BTs_GhostSniper|AC|: wake up and smell the world trade center burning you moron

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Monkey™: oh bloody hell
Monkey™: Finder has frozen
bmr|kami: Microwave it
Monkey™: HAW HAW HAW HAW
Monkey™: U SO FUNY KAMI
bmr|kaiomai: hahaha
bmr|kaiomai: macs are so cool, the file browser freezes.

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Vladimir Malkovich: 192.168.1.1 doesn't work for me to configure my router. how do i configure apples internet sharing (router)?
Baron Samedi: you probably wrecked it
Vladimir Malkovich: okay
Baron Samedi: it will not work anymore now

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Mostafa: hey hi eye
eye: hey hi mustafa
Mostafa: U is from tai?
eye: no
Mostafa: U from?
eye: the land down under
Mostafa: what?
Mostafa: your from?
Mostafa: please answer
eye: where women glow and men plunder!
eye: can't you hear can't you hear the thunder?
Mostafa: boy or girl?
Mostafa: man or woman?
eye: you'd better run, you'd better take cover
Mostafa: you eye man or woman?

[4:08 AM] Mostafa: hi
[4:08 AM] eye: buying bread from a man in brussels
[4:09 AM] Mostafa: hey you is woman or man?
[4:09 AM] eye: he was six foot four, and full of muscle
[4:09 AM] Mostafa: hey no answer
[4:09 AM] Mostafa: please
[4:09 AM] eye: i said, "do you speaka my language?"
[4:10 AM] Mostafa: hey you can speak english?
[4:10 AM] eye: he just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich
[4:10 AM] eye: and he said:
[4:10 AM] eye: "I come from a land down under
[4:11 AM] eye: where women glow and men plunder
[4:11 AM] eye: can't you hear, can't you here the thunder?
[4:11 AM] eye: you'd better run, you'd better take cover (yeaahhh)
[4:11 AM] eye: "
[4:11 AM] Mostafa: you is a man?
[4:12 AM] eye: dying in a den in bombay
[4:12 AM] Mostafa: you is a male or female?
[4:12 AM] eye: wish a slack jaw, and nothin' much to say
[4:13 AM] Mostafa: hey answer me
[4:13 AM] Mostafa: ok?
[4:13 AM] eye: i said to the man, "are you trying to tempt me?
[4:13 AM] eye: because I come from the land of plent
[4:13 AM] eye: y
[4:13 AM] eye: and he said:
[4:13 AM] eye: 'oh you come from the land down under?
[4:14 AM] eye: where women glow and men plunder?
[4:14 AM] eye: can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
[4:14 AM] eye: you'd better run, you'd better take cover"
[4:14 AM] eye: we are
[4:14 AM] eye: livin' in a land down under
[4:14 AM] eye: where women glow and men plunder (yeahhhhhhh)
[4:15 AM] eye: cant you hear, cant you hear the thunder?
[4:15 AM] eye: (thunderrrrr)
[4:15 AM] Mostafa: you is from tailand
[4:15 AM] eye: you'd better run, you'd better take cover
[4:15 AM] eye: Livin' in a land down under,
[4:15 AM] Mostafa: hey
[4:15 AM] eye: Where women glow and men plunder,
[4:15 AM] eye: Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? (oooo yeahhhh!)
[4:15 AM] eye: Then I run, and then I take cover. (yea)
[4:15 AM] eye: we are…
[4:16 AM] eye: livin in a land down under (underrr)
[4:16 AM] Mostafa: hey you from ?
[4:16 AM] eye: where women glow and men plunder
[4:16 AM] Mostafa: you from?
[4:16 AM] eye: cant you hear can't you hear the thunder?
[4:16 AM] Mostafa: u from?
[4:16 AM] eye: (oooo da da laa yeaaahhhh)
[4:16 AM] eye: then i run, then i take cover
[4:16 AM] eye: [fades out]

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Baron Samedi: i had negroplasty so i could steal things from walmart

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Baron Samedi: carl winslow should have been blown up in die hard

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btS_aFahQalypse Now: then you have Mormon's and their magic underwear

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kuran of the boomers: why do you associate ass with poo
GOD: no
kuran of the boomers: i can assure you ive never encountered poo outside of my own bathroom breaks
GOD: I associate the anus hole with poo
kuran of the boomers: ok
GOD: cause that's it's fucking job


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